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May Day Postcard
May Day Postcard (Photo credit: paukrus)

Blonde Pilot

 

This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater  airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.

“May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.  And I don’t know how to fly. Help me!  Please help me!”

She hears a voice over the radio saying: “This is Air  Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and  get you back on the ground. I’ve had a lot of experience with this  kind of problem.   ‘Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine!  Now give me your height and position.”

She says, “I’m 5’4” and I support  Obama.”

“O.K.” says the voice on the radio…. “Repeat after me: Our  Father. Who art in Heaven. . . ..”

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