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Bounce This Along!
The US Postal service sent out a message to all  letter
carriers to put a sheet of Bounce in their uniform pockets
to keep yellow-jackets away.
Use them all the time when playing baseball and  soccer. I
use it when I am working outside. It really works. The 
insects just veer around you. All [...]

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FROM THE NRA: HOW TO INSTALL THE NEW HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:
‘1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few [...]

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These

These are Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.  It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.  Their insight may surprise you.   While [...]

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How to Dance in the Rain
 
  It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80’s arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb.  He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.
 
 
I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour [...]

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Flight Crew
The airliner pushed back from the gate; the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc .
Finally, she said, “Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination.”
Ed, sitting in the eighth row, thought to himself, “Did I hear [...]

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Whether you are an Obama fan, or not, EVERYONE IN THE
U. S. needs to know … Or, maybe said more correctly -
Some Americans might want to know this information. .
Something happened… H.R. 1388 was passed ,
behind our backs. You may want to read about it. It [...]

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This was an E-Mail I received – just interesting read….
You Would Never Have Guessed

Captain Kangaroo passed away on January 23, 2004 as age 76 , which is odd, because he always looked to be 76. (DOB: 6/27/27 ) His death reminded me of the following  story.
Some people have been a bit offended that the actor, [...]

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