I had a birthday – yesterday – Feberuary 7th – and it was the best one I’ve had in a few years!
No flowers – no candy – no cake — but the best day with wishes from so many
(and My Mom & Dad) that made it all Great!
08
Feb
10
Birthday
01
Feb
10
Four People on a Train
Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush Jr., a little old woman,
and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later, there is the
sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red handprint on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old woman thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde girl in the dark,
and she slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but
missed and fondled the old woman and she slapped him.
Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde girl in the dark. She tried
to slap him but missed and got me instead.
George Bush thinks: I can’t wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the shit out of Obama again.
This was this guy’s first boat, but he wasn’t quite sure of the correct
procedure for launching a boat at the ramp. However, he figured it couldn’t
be that difficult to do, so he stopped by his Union office for advice, and
they just told him… “Don’t let the trailer get too deep in the water when
you’re launching your boat”. Well later on, he couldn’t understand what they
meant by that, as he just could barely get his trailer in the water! Here’s
a picture worth a “thousand’ words! Your gonna love this guy!!! They walk
among us, get married, have children and vote! Sticker on back glass
explains everything!!!
16
Jan
10
What’s Wrong with this Picture?
10
Jan
10
No other comment necessary….
Two Quotes
09
Jan
10
Obama Report Card
Obama Trifecta:
President Obama just completed the UNHOLY and ANTI-AMERICAN TRIFECTA:
1st president in 110 years to miss the annual Army-Navy Football Game.
1st president to not attend any Christmas religious observance.
1st president to stay on vacation after a terrorist attack.
07
Jan
10
Father O’Malley
Father O’Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new
Washington DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep
breath of air and to see the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there
was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.
He promptly called the US House of Representatives for assistance.
The conversation went like this: “Good morning. This is speaker Pelosi.
How might I help you?”
“And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O’Malley at St.Brigid’s.
There’s a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to
send a couple o’ yer lads to take care of the matter?”
Speaker Pelosi, considering herself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk,
“Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of
last rites!” There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.
Father O’Malley then replied: “Aye, that’s certainly true, but we are also
obliged to first notify the next of kin.”
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